100 Sarcastic Team Names That Say “We Tried” Without Actually Trying

Perfect for trivia nights, work leagues, fantasy football, or any group chat that’s already given up.

1. Participation Trophy Enthusiasts
2. And In Last Place
3. We Showed Up (That’s Enough)
4. Mediocre At Best™
5. The Eh Team
6. Almost Champions
7. Not Fast, Just Furious
8. Win or Lose, We Booze
9. Here for the Snacks
10. The Struggle Bus Drivers
11. We Thought This Was Bingo
12. Our Couch Pulls Out But We Don’t
13. The Kids Table Rejects
14. Dysfunctional & Proud
15. The Bare Minimum All-Stars
16. We’ll Try Again Next Year
17. The Quiet Quitters
18. Effort Pending
19. The Participation Ribbon Collectors
20. We’re Just Happy to Be Nominated
21. The C-Team (C for “We Tried… ish”)
22. The Low Battery Squad
23. Running on 3%
24. The Human Centipede of Talent
25. The Algorithm Was Wrong
26. We Peaked in High School
27. The Former Gifted Kids
28. We Used to Be Good
29. The Retirement Tour
30. The Nostalgia Act
31. The Glory Days Were Mid
32. We’re Only Here So We Don’t Get Fined
33. The Mandatory Fun Committee
34. Synergy (Kill Me)
35. The Slack-ers
36. Reply-All Offenders
37. The Meeting Could’ve Been an Email
38. Per My Last Email
39. The Circle Back Crew
40. Let’s Take This Offline
41. The Calendar Invite Warriors
42. The Out-of-Office Olympians
43. Living the Dream (It’s a Nightmare)
44. Adulting Is Hard
45. The Burnout Brigade
46. The Sunday Scaries All-Stars
47. Monday Haters United
48. The Coffee IV Drip Team
49. The Existential Dread Squad
50. The Mid-Life Crisis Early Access
51. The Therapy Waiting List
52. The Emotional Support Humans
53. The Delulu Solulu
54. Manifesting Mediocrity
55. The Main Character Delusion
56. The Participation Trophy Wives
57. The Situationship Survivors
58. The Ex Files
59. The Petty Revenge Tour
60. The Breakup Glow-Up (Still Single)
61. The “I’m Fine” All-Stars
62. The Passive-Aggressive Champions
63. The Read Receipts Are On
64. The Left on Read Legends
65. The Ghosting World Champs
66. The Seen 11:59 PM
67. The Dry Texting Olympians
68. The “K.” Killers
69. The Typing… Forever
70. The Double Text Deniers
71. The Red Flag Parade
72. The Green Flag Mirage
73. The Love Language Is Sarcasm
74. The “I’m Not Like Other Teams”
75. The Pick-Me Players
76. The Needy Greedy
77. The Attention Seekers Anonymous
78. The Main Character Syndrome
79. The Trauma Dumping Team
80. The Oversharing World Champs
81. The Boundaries? Never Heard of Her
82. The Emotional Support Alcoholics
83. The Designated Drinkers
84. The Liver Let Die
85. The Hangover Heroes
86. The Sunday Scaries All Week
87. The Hair of the Dog All-Stars
88. The Regretful Morning After
89. The “Never Again” Liars
90. The Blackout Champions
91. The “What Happened Last Night?”
92. The Lost Phone Legends
93. The Drunk Text Hall of Fame
94. The 3AM Uber Surge
95. The Taco Bell Drive-Thru Olympians
96. The Greasy Breakfast Saviors
97. The Greasy Hair Don’t Care
98. The “I Swore I’d Never” Repeat Offenders
99. The Rock Bottom Rebounders
100. Still Here, Still Mid

Rename your group chat right now. No one will be surprised. Which one are you claiming? Drop the number below — therapy is not included. 😏🏆