120 Best Valentine’s Day Team Names

(All Names in Bold + Short Meanings for Maximum Heart-Breaking Swagger!)

Whether it’s Galentine’s trivia, a couples’ game night, Valentine’s 5K, dodgeball tournament, or just roasting the singles group chat, here are 120 Valentine’s team names that are equal parts cute and cutthroat.

❤️ Classic Love & Romance Vibes

• Cupid’s Hitmen – Arrows straight to your ego
• Love at First Fight – We fell hard… on the competition
• Heart Breakers Anonymous – Hi, we’re your problem
• XOXO Executioners – Hugs, kisses, and knockouts
• Forever Your Loss – Till death do us win
• Soulmate Snipers – One shot, one broken heart
• Match Made in Hell – Perfect together, terrible for you
• Be Mine or Be Gone – No third option
• Roses Are Red, You’re Dead – Classic poetry, modern threat
• Valentine Vultures – Circling your dying hopes

💘 Cupid & Arrow Energy

• Cupid’s Chokehold – Love hurts, literally
• Arrow Dynamic Duo – Two people, infinite damage
• Bullseye Babes – We never miss
• Love Struck & Dangerous – Hit by Cupid, now hitting you
• Quiver & Deliver – Arrows and Ls on demand
• Heart Piercers – Surgical precision pain

💋 Kiss & Tell Terrors

• Kiss of Death Squad – Muah, you’re done
• Sealed with a Diss – XOXO means exit
• Lipstick & Bruises – Pretty and punishing
• Blow a Kiss, Blow a Gasket – Cute until we’re not
• Smooch Criminals – Stealing hearts and the win

💐 Flowers & Chocolate Chaos

• Dozen Reasons You Lose – That’s twelve roses of pain
• Chocolate Covered Victors – Sweet outside, savage inside
• Floral & Fatal – Bouquet in one hand, your pride in the other
• Thorn in Your Side – Every rose has us
• Wilted Dreams Team – Your flowers die, our wins bloom

💔 Anti-Valentine’s Savage Squads

• Single & Ready to Mingle Your Hopes – Alone and unstoppable
• Better Off Dead (Than With You) – Happily never after
• Cuffing Season Cancelled – No partners, no mercy
• Ex Files – We ghost better than your ex
• Bitter Than Chocolate – 100% dark, zero sweet
• Anti-Cupid Alliance – Love is dead and so is your streak
• Valentine’s Day? Never Heard of Her – February 14th is just leg day

🔥 Spicy & Flirty Destroyers

• 50 Shades of Slay – Romance novels wish
• Steamy & Unbeatable – Things are heating up… for us
• Red Hot Lovers – Temperature and body count rising
• Slow Burn Winners – We take our time torturing you
• Main Squeeze Mafia – Juicing the competition

🍫 Candy Heart Commandos

• Be Mine? Decline – Sorry, not sorry
• Text Me… Never – Read 11:59 p.m.
• UR Cute, UR Done – Candy heart prophecy
• Hug Me? Hug Deez – Conversation hearts gone rogue
• True Love Waits… For Us to Win

💌 Funny & Pun-ishing Love Names

• You’re My Cardio – Because you make us run up the score
• Netflix & Kill – No chill, just thrills
• Swipe Left on Life – You’ve been rejected by existence
• Love Language: Violence – Acts of savage
• Significant Others? Insignificant Bother

Fierce Final Boss Energy (70–120)

• Heart Throbs & Body Drops
• Romance is Dead FC
• February 14th Massacre
• Bleeding Hearts Club
• Will You Accept This L?
• Roses Are Red, Violets Are Bruised
• My Bloody Valentine
• Love Potion No. 9mm
• Till Death Do Us Win
• Coupled Up & Dangerous
• Galentine’s Gladiators
• Single Taken Winning
• Heartless & Flawless
• Amour & War
• Passion & Pain
• Date Night? Destroy Night
• Red Velvet Vengeance
• Champagne & Campaign of Terror
• Teddy Bear Terrorists
• Box of Chocolates? Box of Ls
• Love Birds of Prey
• Smitten Kittens No More
• Enchanted to Beat You
• Cupid’s Worst Nightmare
• Valen-Tines of Steel
• Heart Attack & Vine
• L-O-V-E Losers Only Victory Expected
• Candlelit Carnage
• Rose-Colored Glasses Off
• Valentine Vampires
• Love Hurts FC
• Eternal Flame? Eternal Shame
• Butterflies? Try Gut Punches
• Head Over Heels in First Place
• You Had Me at Hello… Goodbye
• Taken Out (Romantically and Literally)
• Cute But Psycho
• Love Drunk, Victory Sober
• Mi Amor, Mi Victory
• Je t’aime? Je te dominate
• Ti Amo a Pezzi (I love you to pieces… yours)
• Heart-Shaped Wrecking Ball
• Will You Be Mine? (Trophy)
• Always & Forever First
• To Have and to Hold… the W
• Yours Truly, The Champions
• Sealed with a Win
• Crazy in Love, Sane in Victory
• Valentine Vanguards
• Love Actually Wins

There you have it — 120 Valentine’s team names ready to make February 14th the most brutally romantic day of the year.

Grab your partner (or your besties), throw on the red and pink, and go break some hearts — starting with your opponents’. Which name is your squad stealing? Drop it below and let the love (of winning) begin! ❤️🏆💘